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This is exactly how I’d react:

Teen girl (mumbling to self): No more cream cheese… no more cheese.
Male friend: What’s wrong with her?
Female friend: The doctor told her she’s lactose intolerant today. She’s not taking it too well.
Teen girl (now shaking male friend): NO MORE BUTTERED POPCORN!!!

Minnetonka, Minnehaha Creek
Overheard by Sad.. no more cheese.

It reminds me of one of my favorite tattoos from an episode of L.A. Ink on TLC:

This overwhelmingly adorable dude (even with the 70′s ‘stache and bad-on-purpose glasses) was in some sort of horrible accident involving a forklift and his gut region, and eventually could not process cheese anymore… (this clip is kinda long – but I personally think it’s worth watching, and posting…

Call me crazy, but Kim was definitely flirting with this guy. Ooh – and an update… apparently this Kyle character can “eat soy cheese, yogurt cheese and almond cheese.” But honestly, with the exception of some yogurt cheese – he’s still fucked. Lactose intolerance would probably be the end of me, personally…

Additional Info:

Cheese dude is in a band, Dusty Rhodes and the River Band…

MySpace

A Nice Little Write-up about them in Q Magazine